"I like my beer cold, my television loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!"

[captpackrat]

Part of my job at this company is to keep inventory of all the tools and equipment. Currently we have 5 expended fire extinguishers in inventory.

That's a hell of a lot of fires.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I wonder if that Mr. Smithers drinks those flameing Moe's on that cartoon :)? Ps I've herd that statement before somewhere did Hank Hill say it? that one on your subject line about the cold beer :)

[kaysho.livejournal.com]

Does your inventory also include "Batteries, Dead"? :)