Pork, the other Vegetable

The ingredients list for a Namchow "Little Cook" bowl noodle, Pork Flavor.

Noodles: Wheat Flour, Palm Oil, Salt.
Retort Pouch: Textured Vegetable Protein, Palm Olein, Shallot, Black Sesame Seed Oil
Seasoning: Salt, Sugar, Monosodium Glutamate, Artificial Flavor, Dehydrated Vegetable
Paste: Palm Olein, Shallot



To borrow a phrase, "Where's the pork?"

Slut...

According to http://euthanize.us/memes/lj-slut-meme/  I've seen 11.7% of the people on my friends list naked.    O_o