The Ratphone!

http://pics.livejournal.com/captpackrat/pic/00017sag

(Kinda not worksafe, but the nekkid bunny is kinda blurry.)

That's not a phone book, that's your bill.

The company VP wants me to make a chart of the company cell phone usage. I just borrowed a copy of the most recent bill. 537 pages! @_@