If this is heart healthy, I'll welcome a coronary

Smart Balance peanut butter is probably one of the most disgusting foods I think I have ever seen.   The only thing that could possibly make it worse is reduced sugar strawberry preserves.  The peanut butter looks like dog sick, while the preserves look like bloody dog sick.

Ugh, this sandwich is making me ill just looking at it.   As I place the two halves together, I feel like it's going to attain critical mass and detonate.

Glad it's not my lunch.

Timeless words of wisdom

I need not search for precious gold;
Of wealth, I have my share.
For with my eyes, I scan the skies
And find my fortune there.
A host of priceless dreams unfold
In songs that bluebirds sing.
The earth, the sea belong to me
I'm richer than a king.
To add to things that money cannot buy,
An echo brings this very soft reply:

Yes!  We have no bananas!
We have no bananas today!