Zmobies?

[captpackrat]

One good thing about living this far out is you're relatively safe from zombies.  There is a cemetery a few miles away, but it's along the highway that leads into town.  Any zombies that do come this way, we'll be able to spot at least a half-mile out, easy pickings for my grandfather's old Marine Corps sniper rifle.

We do have to worry about zombie sheep, but they make great snacks for the dogs, so it's manageable