No, I haven't...

[captpackrat]

Overheard today:

"You obviously have never dealt with a woman with a penis."

@_@

Comments

[bluedeer.livejournal.com]

There's some women out there with bigger nads than some guys I know. o.O

[altivo.livejournal.com]

Me neither. But I've known a few who acted as if they did have...

[whitetail.livejournal.com]

What a thoroughly charming icon!

Anyway, you're so right about some women having bigger cojones than a lot of men nowadays. For my part, women today have masculinized beyond recognition from those I grew up with, to the extent that 'ladies' as I knew them don't exist anymore. When I was a kid, women were always polite and demure, they wore skirts, pretty makeup, and tried hard to make themselves attractive to men - even if they didn't have the right 'looks'. They didn't want to be men or act like men, they wanted - indeed, aspired - to be feminine. They didn't hold men in contempt, or distain their societal role as familial caregivers as so many women today do. When I was growing up, I really had the hots for girls, but long ago, women stopped being feminine, and so I stopped desiring them. I wasn't born gay - women today made me the way I am now. I figure if I'm going to have sex with a masculinized human, at least I should do it with the 'real thing' and not waste my time with 'guys' who only have vaginas. Metaphorical genitalia like the 'ladies' of today have simply won't suffice for me. ;-)

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

And what happened to gays and blacks back in these 'good old days', eh? Seriously dude, drop the misogyny. You sound like a bitter old queen who has realized that they can't compete anymore.

[whitetail.livejournal.com]

Good grief, what makes you think I hate women? What I hate is how women today have become so masculinized. Maybe you can answer this question I've had for years - what specifically do women find so admirable about masculinity that they strive so ardently to emulate men? And what is it about femininity that makes the women of today feel so apparently threatened? Why are women so alienated from their inherent femininity? I've never understood this. It's not that I hate women - not at all - I simply don't understand them, and people just have a natural tendency to shun and avoid that which they don't understand...

[mortonfox.livejournal.com]

No, but I've seen The Crying Game. :)

[dakhun.livejournal.com]

That's a relief. Somehow I didn't think the image of a bitter ole drag queen fit you very well. ;-)

[whitetail.livejournal.com]

LOL! To paraphrase a certain well-known cartoon character - "She don't know me vewy well, do she?"

[merik.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* She don't know you, but I sure do, and I can certainly attest that a bitter old queen, you're definitely not. On the other hand, the mental image of you in drag is certainly...different. ;-)