To my fuzzy little houseguests...

[captpackrat]

I tolerate your presence here. My motto is "A daimen icker in a thrave 's a sma' request; I'll get a blessin wi' the lave, an' never miss't!" (Robert Burns).

But dammit, stay out of my Cadbury Mini Eggs!!! Why don't you make yourselves useful and eat the damn spiders? Nice, tasty, crunchy spiders!

Comments

[spaceroo.livejournal.com]

I love animals of all sorts, but personally I draw the line at forgiving uninvited freeloaders for pooping in my silverware drawer. It honestly surprises me the sort of bloodlust that can inspire.

Biological Warfare is always an option.

[rummy-raccoon.livejournal.com]

Try living with a full grown Mouse. When we have our own place i dont know that he'll even let me use live traps. Of course we did buy some mouse traps... But those are for nipples ^-~

[animale.livejournal.com]

You took the words out of my mouth.