I want a new duck

[captpackrat]

This doxycycline is really wreaking havoc with my insides.  I've been taking acidophilis pills to try to counteract the problem, but I have had almost non-stop diarrhea, gas and abdominal cramps for 4 days now.  At least it's better than the nausea, vomiting and massive constipation I had when I was taking the narcotic pain killers before.

The OTC anti-diarrhea medicine Loperimide (Immodium) doesn't seem to help much.  I'm tempted to try some of my grandmother's prescription Lomotil.  Last time I took that stuff, it was like driving down the freeway and slamming into a brick wall.  Problem is I only have 8 doses left.

10 Doxycycline pills down, 110 to go.   :-P