You're sure of a big surprise....

[captpackrat]

While in the bath today I had this weird thought.  Imagine the guy who does the horror movie trailer voiceovers (Don LaFontaine?) reading the words to the Teddy Bears' Picnic:

If you go out in the woods today...
You're sure of a big surprise...
If you go out in the woods today...
You'd better go in disguise....

For every bear that ever there was...
Will gather there for certain, because....

Today is the day the teddy bears have their picnic.