You don't say?

[captpackrat]

I was making a package of Cashew Chicken for dinner tonight.  Inside the package was a small packet made of clear plastic, so you can clearly see the contents, cashews.  Printed in half-inch high letters all over the packet is the warning:  "Contains Cashews".

Duh?

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[altivo.livejournal.com]

The world has too many lawyers, and too many people ready to file lawsuits over their own stupidity.

I've seen containers of cream with warnings on them stating that they "contain milk."

The ultimate stupidity was a case of dry roasted peanuts, clearly labeled as such, over which several red warning labels were plastered: "WARNING! May contain peanuts."