Anatomically correct advertisements

[captpackrat]

Why does the horse on display at the supermarket have a sheath?

EDIT:
 
Front and back views.  The lighting is pretty harsh there, especially looking towards the front of the store.

Yes, the horse appears to be a gelding.

Comments

[mejeep.livejournal.com]

a) someone had the courage to slip it into the supermarket
b) that's where the main ingredients come from?

[rummy-raccoon.livejournal.com]

Why are there no balls?

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

I added a couple more pics. The horse appears to be a gelding.

[okageryuu.livejournal.com]

Is that at Hy-Vee? XD Which one?

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

The new one on 144th and Stony Brook Blvd (near where Millard Ave splits off from 144th).

[okageryuu.livejournal.com]

XD! I've been there... that place is crazy.

I went when they had their opening week and bought their $100 meat package... it was pretty bland. =(

I don't recommend buying meat from them if it's on sale. =/

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

I usually buy meat from Costco. They have USDA Prime ribeye steaks for $10.99 a pound; most supermarkets charge that for USDA Choice.

[bunny-plush.livejournal.com]

Is this a gelding or did you not want to be too obvious in your picture taking?

I was thinking along the same lines as mejeep, that maybe that's the spigot.

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

I added a couple pics. Yes, the horse appears to be a gelding.

[bunny-plush.livejournal.com]

This country has an aversion to all things scrotum. That's not a political statement, either.

I was surprised to find this little horse figurine at the local tack shop. I mean I was only trying to read the manufacturer's mark on his tummy. ;o)

[captpackrat.livejournal.com]

Most Schleich figurines are anatomically correct, and not just the horses. Bulls, pigs, dogs, lions you name it.

[rustitobuck.livejournal.com]

It's a Clydesdale, for pete's sake. If it doesn't have a wang, it'd look like it was defective.

Reminds me of a time at the farm in the Children's Zoo. Little girl looks up at the raised paddock, where one of the zoo's Clydesdales is munching some hay. "Mommy I think it's a boy horse."

Whap! The mother hit the girl. I was shocked. I mean, from the point of view of somebody so short, how could you miss it?

[nipper.livejournal.com]

Oh, the girl Clydesdales have them too? ;)

Or are girls defective by definition?