Dr. Hamilton, Dr. J. Hamilton...

[captpackrat]

Got a call about my grandmother.

Let's see, abdominal cramps, tenderness in the lower right quadrant, abdominal distention, nausea, and an elevated WBC count.

Diagnosis: Pneumonia.

WTF?

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[dellway.livejournal.com]

Next thing you know, they'll say in-grown toenails.

Or pinkeye.